We’re making ‘Merica great again by offering you this perfect pup for adoption! But actually, she’s already pretty darn great. Merica is a 3-4 year old female pit mix. She has an all time high 100% approval rating. She’s endorsed by all parties, husbands, kids, other dogs (she even has the rare cat vote!). Household potty accidents are down 50%. She seeks to abolish the crate laws and create policies allowing the chewing of shoes. Congress (foster mom) holds at a firm NO. Luckily she is a quiet pup and doesn’t protest. She may need to learn all basic commands but what politician doesn’t? She has no interest in Twitter, she’d rather just hug and cuddle you all day. She gives UUGGEEEEE hugs.
To meet her, text Tammie at 847-626-8697 or email us at email@example.com
Adoption fee includes spay, rabies, distemper, bordetella, heartworm test, fecal test and microchip.